Choosing A Candidate
Republicans are at a loss for how to choose the next presidential candidate.I present, now, my solutions.
Option 1:
Realizing that (according to most polls) even their best political candidate can not beat either Obama or Clinton, decide it is time to draft America's favorite TV or Movie President. The Republican party will put all of their money behind the Character, as portrayed by the appropriate actor. The actor will be given scripts, once elected, to be written by Party Officials, in conjunction/collaboration with the Script writers from the appropriate show/movie. The GOP will select the candidate based on responses from an internet andtext-message poll.
Make sure to include Michael Douglas, Alan Alda, and Martin Sheen.
Granted, this only works when/if the writers' strike ends.
Option 2:
Some UPN TV show writes a role for Ron Paul, hoping to get him "electable," like that "Law and Order guy..."
Again, end the strike first.
Option 3:
Survivor-styled show to determine final candidates.
AHHHhhh - now everyone wins. |