Nemesis Part 2
At this point, I might need to assume that MY job has been offered to my Nemesis.So, I shall have to rearrange my hopes.
Here's hoping that one or more of the following scenarios occurs.
Nemesis:
"I can only afford to take this job if you throw in a Hummer made of gold to sweeten the pot."
or...
Nemesis:
"Only had two hits off the joint before I came to sign the papers. Was that wrong?"
or...
Nemesis:
"FBI clearances you say... That could be a bit of a..." (Suddenly disappears in a puff of smoke and flame.)
or...
Nemesis:
"Did I happen to mention my debilitating narcolepsy? HA - you can't back off now! You've already offered the position! What? 'Nothing in writing means nothing was said?' What's that supposed to mean?"
or...
Nemesis:
"For my first inservice lesson, I will need access to chainsaws and Folger's Crystals." |