Fake News for May 3 2007
A compromise was reached between Democrats and Bush regarding the "troop funding;"Speaker Pelosi said:
It was really quite simple. We switched the goals and expectations of the P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act and the War of Terror with the goals and expectations for 'No Child Left Behind.'
We explained to Mr. Bush that whatever was good for the kids would be good for the troops.
Consequentially, children will go to school indefinitely and the troops will lose their funding and be out of Iraq by January 2008.
The troops, of course, will have many oportunities to use "vouchers" to start wars with alternative nations.
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