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What Is Wrong in Iraq

The U.S. Government needs your help. No; they don't need you to enlist. They just need an opinion.

It turns out that the insurgency in Iraq isn't blowing us up because they "hate freedom." No. They hate Hummers.

They hate Hummers just as much as most Americans do. Just like any average American, they want to pull the driver out and beat him with a gas can, if only for the irony.

So, the U.S. military would like to know what vehicles we should use in Iraq. What is the LEAST despised; if not most loved automobile in the world today?

We need you help to save the troops. We can't bring them home, but we can put them in friendlier death-traps vehicles.

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Posted in the section Government on Tue, Feb 26, 2008 at 5:53 PM